If I were a month, I’d be late August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday morning.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an octopus.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Larimar.
If I were a flower, I’d be a spider lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a breezy autumn afternoon.
If I were a color, I’d be scarlet.
If I were an emotion, I’d be anxiety.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were an element, I’d be oxygen.
If I were a place, I’d be a patch of sunspots in the woods.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like sweet tea.
If I were a scent, I’d smell like burning charcoal.
If I were an object, I’d be a well-read book.
If I were a body part, I’d be the hands.
If I were a song, I’d be No Children by The Mountain Goats.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be combat boots.
My post shower-mid nap photo, and my all-dolled-up photo.
I’m alone and bored.
So I tried to get all dolled up and try to rock this red shit.
But now I’m going to wash it all off and fall asleep in the bathtub.
Birthday present post!
One of my first posts last year was all my neat presents, so here we go again.
As most of you know, I got a bike early this year from Jacob. But for those of you that don’t, catch the fuck up.
The big blue teddy just came in today from Lucas.
The Sailor Moon bag is from the ever lovely Andy!
And the red envelope wallet is from Jenny, whose adorable one year old also drew me a card.
I’ve decided not to bleach my hair until October. I’ve been growing it out since last September, so I think it’s acceptable.
When I bleach it, it’s back to red for me.
But for now, it’s a million shades of puke pink, brown, and blonde.
Uh, I took this for reasons.
So now I’m putting it here.
Yeah, so they’re pretty uneven, but I pierced them myself starting when I was 11.
I think I ran out of room when I was 15 or so.
(9 in each ear.)