IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
Gamer sex tip #7
Foreplay idea: Put on a silk robe and walk seductively towards your lover. Gently push them onto the bed, handcuff them to the bed post, and shout “I’LL SHOW YOU WHY MAGES ARE FEARED” and send them to the Fade.






